网络世界无奇不有包罗万象，为人类添加了人生的充实感觉。从前人们形容读报纸为“秀才不出门，能知天下事”，当今网络的方便，更是让人在瞬息间将全球各地的大小事映入眼帘，只要你有兴趣去浏览去发掘。
日前网友传来网络笑话博君一笑，读起来又真实又滑稽，原来网络传递的功效，就是那么为你带来欢乐和笑料喔！
且让令伯抄录以下的英语笑料，让你我一起笑笑没烦恼….
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a
crowded university library.
He asks a girl in the research section: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice: "No, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a giggle, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!”
He asks a girl in the research section: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice: "No, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a giggle, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the
girl in total shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I
study law, and I know how to screw people.”
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