地铁上,几乎所有人都在低头玩手机,只有几个外国人一人捧着一本书聚精会神地看,显得有点格格不入。
这个小小着实打动了我,仿佛提醒了我什么,于是,我就偷走了他们的手机。
A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast-feed to her baby in a bus. The baby refuses to suck the breast and the mother warns: “ If you don`t suck, I will give it to the man next to me. ”
The baby still refuses.
After 20 minutes, the woman repeats the “threat”.
The man clears his throat and says: “Look here lady, you better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off six bus stop ago.”
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