What is the difference between Wife and Girlfriend?
Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a Mobile phone.
~at home you watch TV but when you go out you take your Mobile.
~sometimes you enjoy TV but most of the time you play with your Moblie.
~TV is (as good as) free for life but for the Mobile if you don’t pay the services will be terminated.
~ TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but the Mobile is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.
~ Operational costs for TV is often acceptable but for the Mobile it is always high and demanding.
~TV has a remote but Mobile dosen’t.
~ Most important Mobile is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), but with the TV you must only listen (whether you want to or not).
~Last but not least! Yet TV is superior because TV doesn’t have viruses, but Mobile often does…., and can be easily ‘hacked’ or ‘stolen’…..
Stick to TV only