今天偷懒不写，拾人牙慧看看网友送来的好料，以英文说出男女两性的特别，就让大家自己读自己翻译和理解喔！
WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
LIFE
Life is short!
Break the rules!
Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly!
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret anything
that made you smile!
7 条评论:
校长，早安！一早来向您报到。
男人越老越值钱。
Girl at 18 – she is football ; 20 men wanted to go in “Penalty area”
Girl at 28 – she is basketball ; 10 men chasing her.
Girl at 38 – she is ping-pong ball ; 2 men keep rejecting her.
Girl at 48 – she is golf-ball ; hit away as far as possible.
Apologize to ladies, cut and paste from somewhere.
hahaha....
男女的课题很吸引人讨论。
走过岁月说得对，男人越老越值钱，女人越成熟越可爱，对吧？
迪拜加上来的girl，又比喻；原来的woman 加了些料。
yes, laugh uncontrollably,I like it.Laugh and the world will laugh with you !
二楼的老兄怎么酱来唱衰女人？请问他，58的老女人是不是要去跳海了？LOL!
YPY,
不是唱衰女人,是讲男人的不是...
Girl at 58 - she is snooker white ball ; one against all colours.
钻石女强人
嫁个好老公还好，嫁个衰老公。。。甘愿当个单身“钻石女强人”
Loo(Dubai)- 迪拜，
Icic， sorry 4 the misunderstanding.You are right,女强人 really likes a white snoker ball, one against all colours,LOL!
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