What is the
difference between Wife and Girlfriend?
Wife is like
a TV and Girlfriend is like a Mobile phone.
~at home you
watch TV but when you go out you take your Mobile.
~sometimes
you enjoy TV but most of the time you play with your Moblie.
~TV is (as
good as) free for life but for the Mobile if you don’t pay the services will be terminated.
~ TV is big,
bulky and most of the time old, but the Mobile is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable
and portable.
~
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable but for the Mobile it is always
high and demanding.
~TV has a
remote but Mobile dosen’t.
~ Most
important Mobile is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), but with the
TV you must only listen (whether you want to or not).
~Last but
not least! Yet TV is superior because TV doesn’t have viruses, but Mobile often does…., and
can be easily ‘hacked’ or ‘stolen’…..
So…advice
is:
Stick
to TV only
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